Welcome to Canada, eh?

Ok I am screwed, my wife who is from Malaysia, says that she does not have to go into the wilds to see animals as the Lord/Allah/ Great Spirit/ etc, etc will provide by having the animals cross in front of her.
So far she has been pretty successful, bears, coyotes, skunks, gophers, marmots, muskrats, raccoons and even a cougar crossing the road (5 seconds after we had told her they are around but you never see one). She saw a beaver swimming by which I argued was not a “Sign from god” but I told her that her seeing a beaver cross the road would be a sign. Guess I lose and will be going to Church on Sunday….sigh.